In cleaning off my desk, I came across a mailer for the 2nd Annual Youth Conference entitled “Smash the Trash.” It was hosted by “One of America’s Most Exciting Churches” (for yet another year, we must not have made the list).
The Holy Roller was there.
I had never heard of it.
Fortunately they had a picture.
The Holy Roller is a monster truck.
And then we wonder why kids leave the church when they get out of the youth group.
It’s because the Holy Roller can’t fit in the auditorium for Sunday morning worship.